My Day

1. Woke up early (yeah right).
2. Tried to convince myself that yard work is beneficial, and not a self torture method.
3. Ate breakfast (at noon).
4. Thought about exercising, but realized it's not for me.
5. Wandered around the house for a good hour trying to figure out what sounded good to eat for lunch.
6. Ate Lunch (at four) which was closer to a brunch, but more like a linner (between lunch and dinner).
7. Decided to wash my car.
8. Watched it rain for a good minute.
9. Went to ask for a refund at the car wash, but was told this kinda thing happens all the time.
10. Decided that Murphy can take his law and shove it!