Events of Saturday

1. Realized that the snooze button was not there to give you more time, but a cruel from of self-inflicted torture.
2. Decided what I finally wanted to be when I grow up.
3. I was rudely informed that there isn't any jobs or training available for that carrier.
4. Started seeing things after doing six hours of home work.
5. Caught my brother riding the ostridge again.
6. Convinced him to give me a turn.
7. Decided moon rings were an advanced warning system for others.
8. Got hit in the eyes with paper spray that 'accidentally' went off.
9. Ten things on Saturday is just too much to deal with, nine was cutting it.