Events of Saturday

1. Woke up with the Vonage song stuck in my head.
2. Called the city offices to see how much it would cost to get a road named after me.
3. Put a fake spider in the mail box and waited to see what the mail lady would do when she opened the box.
4. Practiced the "just say no" technique
5. Shuttered at the thought of a second Spice Girls movie.
6. Tried to teach my dog to play dead, but didn't know if he was laying there because he got it or if he was to lazy.
7. Did the Macarena for old time sake, but first made sure that no one was looking.
8. Read the Darwin Awards
9. Wrote a one note song.
10. Fell down the stairs and got a nasty carpet burn.