Events of Saturday

1. Signed my name as 'not authorized' on all my credit card purchases.
2. Threw a paper airplane from five stories up.
3. In the grocery store yelled, red rover red rover send everyone over.
4. Pushed all the buttons on the elevator while people were in it with me.
5. Stepped out of the elevator at each floor looked confused then got back in the elevator.
6. Decided that a better form of advertising on car windows was to use stickers instead of flyer's.
7. Bought a new cpu fan that sounds like a jet engine.
8. Asked Mcdonalds how much it would cost me if on the Big Mac one patty was beef and the other was chicken.
9. Stood behind people on a golf course and yelled four.
10. Went to the post office and asked how much it cost to ship something on the slow boat to China.