The thing about idiots (I hope you're not one)
Let me explain a situation to you. You are in a hurry and driving to some place very important. You see a intersection ahead with the red lights facing you. You need to turn right, but there's a car in front of you that also is turning right. The thing about them is that they are either asleep because its completely clear, or they don't need to turn right after all and are just confused. You wait and wait, and wait. Still they haven't turned right.
You start to do a self analysis to make sure that its okay for them to turn right. Am I in America? Check. Is it legal to turn right on a red light? Check. Is the car on in front of me? Check. After doing a self analysis you bring it down to two possibilities. A: They have a phobia of turning right at a red light, and if they do they shouldn't be driving in the first place or B: They are an idiot. You go with B. After two minutes the light turns green and they finally start to go, but not before you had this helpful analysis of the car in front and came to the conclusion that they were an idiot.
All I ask is that if you are turning right and its a red light go. Please. Thank You.
You start to do a self analysis to make sure that its okay for them to turn right. Am I in America? Check. Is it legal to turn right on a red light? Check. Is the car on in front of me? Check. After doing a self analysis you bring it down to two possibilities. A: They have a phobia of turning right at a red light, and if they do they shouldn't be driving in the first place or B: They are an idiot. You go with B. After two minutes the light turns green and they finally start to go, but not before you had this helpful analysis of the car in front and came to the conclusion that they were an idiot.
All I ask is that if you are turning right and its a red light go. Please. Thank You.

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