Events of Saturday

1. Had way to much free time.
2. Stopped at a garage sale on the side of the road and hassled the price of a lawn chair from twenty to a dollar fifty.
3. Watched Napoleon Dynamite for the tenth time.
4. Made myself a dang quesadilla.
5. Celebrated "Spong Bob is my hero" day.
6. Printed fake doctors notes just in case I didn't want to got to work.
7. Wondered how disco ever became popular.
8. Sold the lawn chair to my brother for five bucks.
9. Decided to see what it was like to be a grumpy old man and yelled at the kids accross the street.
10. Almost tried a 50 hour gaming session, but heard how the other guy died when he finished.