Events of Saturday

1. Put a fake spider in the cereal and waited for someone to eat breakfast.
2. Asked my boss what he wants to be when he grows up.
3. Sprayed my brothers with silly string and tried to convince them I was spider man.
4. Attempted to read about the scientific correlation between reading and the 'sleep effect'.
5. Woke up a half and hour later with drool on my check and book.
6. While going to school saw a sign that said, "Please do not tale gate to avoid rear end collisions".
7. Fifty feet later saw two people in a rear end collision.
8. Decided that I'm going to buy a pink shirt.
9. Called the hospital to ask if these small bumps on my skin were small pox.
10. Barely talked my way out of being quarantined.