For those who say they don't

Yes, this is for you, person the person next to you, and for them over there. For those who say they don't, when in fact, we know you do. You say you don't and are rather adamant you don't, but in fact you do. Stop telling us you don't. No, this is not about the major things you say you don't do, this is about the small worthless insignificant things you do and say you don't. Why tell us the opposite of what we know? Why tell us something so meaningless and pointless? What try and convince yourself your not? Face the facts, we all know. Stop denying it. So you trick or treat when you're twenty two. So you read the magazines for the opposite sex when you can. So you fell down the stairs. When you make a point to show that you don't, it's a sure sign you do, did, or have. The only one really making sure you know you don't, is... yourself.