Events of Saturday

1. Found my talking Teddy Ruxpin and listen to one of his journeys in the land of Grundo.
2. Pulled out my old Nintendo Powerpad and ran the marathon race six times.
3. Took a cold shower to cool off from the power pad workout. (I had my heart beat over one hundred.)
4. Managed to find a scholarly journal on why beans are the magical fruit
5. Was trying to kick my shoes off (like you do in elementary school) and accidentally kicked it off into my brothers face.
6. Finished reading a book about a man that grew up thinking he was a girl until he was fourteen then was told by doctors he was a man. (That would really screw you up.)
7. Wrote a letter to the college that classes such as film study (where you just watch movies) is a great class and there should be more of them.
8. Received a letter from someone I didn't know. What I didn't understand was why the letter was filled with a white powder.
9. Started feeling sick shortly after opening the mail.
10. Decided that going to McDonald's at ten at night on a Saturday should be a tradition every family should have.