The world has turned and left me here.

Annoying, that is the word of the day. It happens to much and to often to be just a coincidence. I honestly think that nothing just happens by coincidence. I have come to the conclusion that it must all be just one sick and twisted joke. If it's not a joke then I don't know what it is. A conspiracy maybe? Yes it must be that, and everyone is out to get me. Everyone.

Why do I bring this up. On Friday, I waited at home all day for a package to come in the mail from FedEx. I have to leave for work at three thirty. Still no package when I leave. My brother got home from work at four thirty. Only one hour when not ones home and they come. They came in the only hour in the day that no one was home. They're out to get me, I know it. This is not just a one time occurrence, it happens all the time. The phone will never ring when I'm doing nothing, it only will ring when I am busy with something, it won't rain until I wash my car, and they won't deliver the mail until I leave. It's just one sick said little world with nothing happening until I don't want it to. Yep, I'm pretty much crazy and all of you are out to get me. I knew it.

The thing about idiots (I hope you're not one)

Let me explain a situation to you. You are in a hurry and driving to some place very important. You see a intersection ahead with the red lights facing you. You need to turn right, but there's a car in front of you that also is turning right. The thing about them is that they are either asleep because its completely clear, or they don't need to turn right after all and are just confused. You wait and wait, and wait. Still they haven't turned right.

You start to do a self analysis to make sure that its okay for them to turn right. Am I in America? Check. Is it legal to turn right on a red light? Check. Is the car on in front of me? Check. After doing a self analysis you bring it down to two possibilities. A: They have a phobia of turning right at a red light, and if they do they shouldn't be driving in the first place or B: They are an idiot. You go with B. After two minutes the light turns green and they finally start to go, but not before you had this helpful analysis of the car in front and came to the conclusion that they were an idiot.

All I ask is that if you are turning right and its a red light go. Please. Thank You.

Don't try and deny it, we all do it.

You do it because you're either joking, trying to cover something up, for protection, or just because you're a compulsive one. It's true, we all do it. Maybe not on purpose, maybe without thinking, but it happens. It's as if it is built into our genes. We do it without thinking in order to keep ourselves from getting into trouble. Does it really keep us from getting out of trouble, or does it get us further in. Does trying to get out of something actually get us further in. Do we have to do it more and more just to keep ourselves from getting caught. Do we then turn compulsive and try and stop our problems by always doing it. Possibly, but how long can you keep it up before you get caught. Some do it to themselves, some to others, and some to everyone. It's a problem that needs fixing. So don't try and deny it, we all lie for one reason or another. I'm just glad I'm over it. Yeah right.

My Insanity

Have you ever heard someone tell you the definition of insanity. You're in a conversation and someone says, "do you know the definition of insanity; it is doing the same thing over and over again getting the same results but looking for something different." Well I hate to break it to you but that's not the definition of insanity, and if I continue to hear you tell me that I will go insane. In the world we have to many of the same stupid phrases that continue to be said with no real bases for them. It's a collective of useless knowledge.

What else gets annoying on the verge of insanity. What does get annoying is when you are talking with someone on an Instant Messenger and you type something wrong and they type the same thing back trying to be funny. Well its not funny, and it just puts our conversation in the annoying category. What my insanity really comes down to is people either saying stupid uninformed information that has no real relevance, or people not being able to come up with original ideas and thoughts. It seems that these concepts and ideas have all but taking over modern society. Do you think I am asking to much to ask people to stop say stupid idioms, or for them to be more original than the last person they meet. Maybe I am.

Processed only please.

Think back to what you ate for breakfast, okay now think to lunch, and finally think back to the last dinner you ate. Now I want you to think about your meals and out of all of them how much of the food was processed. Was everything you ate in the past day processed or was just part. On my list I had cereal in the morning, macaroni and cheese for lunch, and Chinese for dinner. At least the milk was somewhat unprocessed, kind of. Wow, if I'm eating this much processed food than everyone else must be eating a similar amount. All this processed food full of preservatives must make the morticians job a lot easier. Since I'm currently preserved I probably should keep eating processed food so I don't expire. Wouldn't want to make the morticians job any harder than it already is. :)

Motivation - I'll leave that to you.

Is it just me, or is it easier for someone to motivate someone else to do something then it is for them to motivate themselves. People can't seem to find self-motivation, but when they are given the opportunity to motivate others its not a problem. Maybe its because of this fact that we do things together. We want to go on a diet, start to run, or exercise with someone else because we don't have to motivate ourselves as much, they'll do it for us. It's always easier to watch the other person and make sure they don't do something your not supposed to, then it is yourself. We either have no self motivation, or we find it easier to put our trust in someone else to make sure they help us get it done. Next time it comes to doing something and I want to make sure I get it done, I'll put you in charge of keeping me on track. Have a good day while you motivate others, it's easier that way. Aaron

Events of Saturday

1. Woke up with the Vonage song stuck in my head.
2. Called the city offices to see how much it would cost to get a road named after me.
3. Put a fake spider in the mail box and waited to see what the mail lady would do when she opened the box.
4. Practiced the "just say no" technique
5. Shuttered at the thought of a second Spice Girls movie.
6. Tried to teach my dog to play dead, but didn't know if he was laying there because he got it or if he was to lazy.
7. Did the Macarena for old time sake, but first made sure that no one was looking.
8. Read the Darwin Awards
9. Wrote a one note song.
10. Fell down the stairs and got a nasty carpet burn.